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The chapstick that melted in the car.
The inside of the marshmallow burnt on the end of my stick.
The minty gum that spilled in my backpack.
Whatever nasty thing is on the bottom of my shoe, that makes me trip.
My glasses when I wear a lot of moisturizer.
The floors after a party in the basement.
My bare ass sitting on a leather chair for too long.
The toilet seat after my roommate leaves.
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